batshitcrazy-lorcan:

… Ew. Were you going to, like, seduce my father so that he wouldn’t produce me with my mum? That’s really fucked up, Uncle Rod… -gasps- Can’t do anything-? My father will hear about this!

Oh, poor baby! Go run and hide behind your father’s skirts. You’re almost half the girl he was at your age. -laughs a bit- Let’s hope I can teach you something while I’m here, since you never had a man’s figure in your life.

(Source: rodolphuss-lestrange)