batshitcrazy-lorcan:

Yeah, well, you missed my eighteenth birthday, bitch, because you were busy being a fucking Death Eater. Father is blow drying his hair right now. He doesn’t like to be disturbed during that.

Well, if I had my way when I was your age, you wouldn’t even be born… and that’d save me some galleons. Now if you can’t do anything helpful, just get out of my way.

(Source: rodolphuss-lestrange)